My kid: “mom can my friend come over?”
Me: “what’s their sign?”
MEEEEEE WHERR IS THE LIE
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My kid: “mom can my friend come over?”
Me: “what’s their sign?”
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I will fight your nasty, controlling boyfriends. I will fucking fight them. Not even to gain your love, I’ll just fucking fight them for being assholes. I swear to god. Send your disgusting trash boyfriends my way. I’ll show them what’s up.
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professor-wrecksI respect bees more than I respect white men in positions of power
that’s because we actually need bees
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I ate a HEALTHY BREAKFAST I am READY for the world’s bullsjit! ! Don’t Fuck with me world I have already eaten three different fruits today and I am prepared to eat more fruits if the situation calls for it
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